You know you're a pastor's family when...
...your kid tells others they live at church and come home to sleep
...a conference doubles as a romantic getaway
...your neighbors are immediately hesitant when they find out what you do
...you have 5 adopted grandpas and grandmas
...you avoid the label, "pastor's wife" as often as possible to prevent preconceived ideas from others
...in the interview, they ask if you are musical
...the wife sees her even-keeled, calm, amiable husband in a whole new light
...playing hooky on sundays isn't an option
...you want to wear sweats and a raggedy t-shirt to church just to be rebellious
...you get a Christmas card & letter from someone you've never talked to in your life