Put oil in a pan, place pan on stove and turn burner on. Let the oil get so hot that it bursts into flames when you move it off the burner. Freak out.
Race for the phone. Freak out.
Call husband. No answer. Freak out.
Frantically redial. Husband answers. Freak out. He calmly says, "Go get the extinguisher."
Thank God that the previous owners left fire extinguishers. Thank God again He reminded you where it is (in the back of the cupboard, behind some pans). Thank God it works despite the idiot operator.
Douse the fire. Open all the windows and clear the black smoke. Once smoke is cleared, look up and you should find cobwebs outlined in black.
Moral of the story: Never leave the wife at home by herself.
1 comment:
Ah!!!! Yikes! Glad you guys found your cobwebs. How about this...stand in center of room with a bowl of flour. Grab fistfuls of flour and toss up in the air. Hang on...flour is white. Maybe not. Still think your method works better. :)
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